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| Mixed EmotionsSoldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !. ======================================== ============================= What is the height of mixed emotions??? when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur Mercedes!!!! ======================================== ===============...
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| 15:08 | 4/Apr/2008 |
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| TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) Qus. : W...
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| 12:24 | 17/Jan/2008 |
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| Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place. I believe in angels Just as the heaven sends Am surrounded by angels I call them friends.
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| 11:34 | 8/Jan/2008 |
| RECIPE FOR A HAPPY NEW YEAR | |
| RECIPE FOR A HAPPY NEW YEARTake twelve whole months.Clean them thoroughly of all bitterness,hate, and jealousy.Make them just as fresh and clean as possible.Now cut each month into twenty-eight, thirty, orthirty-one different parts, but don't make up the whole batch at once.Prepare it one day at a time out of these ingredients.Mix well into each da...
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| 11:02 | 7/Jan/2008 |
| HAPPY NEW YEAR | |
| H ours of happy times with friends and familyA bundant time for relaxationP rosperityP lenty of love when you need it the mostY outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasuresN ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)E verything you needW ishing you love and lightY ears and years of good healthE njoyment and mirthA angels to watch ov...
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| 10:56 | 7/Jan/2008 |
| Pink Roses For You... | |
| Pink Roses For You...Because you're a beautiful person,I wanted to send something beautiful to you.Because you always fill my worldwith laughter and happiness,I wanted to send something bright to you.Because our friendship is true,I wanted to send some pink roses to you.It's not much,but I hope this greeting will do.In my own special way,I just wan...
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| 15:29 | 31/Dec/2007 |
| HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL | |
| HAPPPY NEW YEARGolden New Year...A golden new year has arrived,and anything is possible.It can be a time of success,a time of achievement,a time of happinessa time when dreams come true.What the year becomesis up to you.All you have to do,is steer your shiptoward your goal,and hold true towhat's in your hearteven come the stormy weather.And shoul...
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| 13:37 | 30/Oct/2007 |
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| LAUGHING IS THE BEST MEDICINE.TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! *****************TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS : PAPPU!************...
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| 14:22 | 29/Oct/2007 |
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| A couple drove down a country road for several miles,Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws." ****************WORDS A husband re...
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